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  • v SHARON10002
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    It’s about dog-gone time that Friday is here! Happy Friday! I hope it’s not been too ruff a week for you. Time to sit down with your cuppa coffee, tea, or whatever, and get your Happy On. I hope that this week’s dog jokes will make you howl with laughter!

    We named our dog Rolex because he’s a watchdog. He just sits there and watches. . .

    What did the Dalmatian say as its owner scratched its neck?
    Ahhhh . . . yeaaah, that’s the SPOT!


    What happens when you cross a rooster, a Cocker Spaniel and a Poodle?
    You get a Cockerpoodledoo.

    What’s a dog’s favorite food?
    Anything that’s on your plate.

    Today’s Closing Thought for the Day: Never take your dog to the flea market.

    Enjoy your day! emoticon
    1 day ago
  • v SHARON10002
    D - Do one small, kind thing for someone each day this month. emoticon
    E - Envelope yourself in the wonder of Christmas emoticon
    L - Love is what is in the room at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen emoticon
    I - I will honor the spirit of Christmas in my heart all year. emoticon
    G - Glad Tidings to you and your family. emoticon
    H - Have yourself a merry little Christmas emoticon
    T - There is NO place like home for the holidays emoticon
    F - Frosty windows call for hot cocoa. emoticon
    U - Unwrap the magic of Christmas this year. emoticon
    L - Love is the light and heart of Christmas. emoticon

    D - Do your best each day, and be done with it. emoticon
    E - Encourage yourself with inspiration, and send it out to others emoticon
    C - Christmas isn’t a season -It’s a feeling. emoticon
    E - Embrace small choices one at a time for continued success emoticon
    M - Make this month your best one yet! emoticon
    B - Believe in the magic and miracles of Christmas. emoticon
    E - Emphasize your priority for self-care during the holiday season emoticon
    R - Remember that we stand beside each other emoticon and light the spark for one another emoticon

    I’m wishing each of you a delightful December. Have fun spreading the spirit of Christmas, or Hanukkah, and meeting your goals and challenges this month. emoticon
    5 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    Happy Friday! I hope you had a nice Thanksgiving. Since it is the holiday weekend, I thought I’d keep the theme going - especially since most of us will be eating leftovers sometime this weekend!

    emoticon "Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?" "There was no thyme!"

    emoticon "What kind of noise does a limping turkey make?" "Wobble, wobble."

    emoticon "Why didn't the pilgrim want to make the bread?" "It's a crummy job."

    emoticon Q: Why were the cranberries red?
    A: They saw the turkey dressing.

    emoticon "Knock knock!"
    "Who's there?"
    "Tamara."
    "Tamara who?"
    "Tamara we'll eat all the leftovers!"

    emoticon "Knock knock!"
    "Who's there?" "
    Arthur."
    "Arthur who?"
    "Arthur any leftovers?"

    What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
    Outlaws are wanted.
    I hope you had a nice Thanksgiving. Have a wonderful weekend!
    8 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    emoticon Attention! It’s finally Friday, and the beginning of a 3 day weekend to celebrate our veterans on Veterans Day. We don’t want any good jokes MIA (Missing In Action) so fall in and march on in and take a seat. Make yourself at ease, and get ready to have some giggles with a few military jokes illustrating humor in uniform. emoticon


    A major was assigned to his new office on a military base. While he was setting up his office, a private knocked on the door. The major quickly picked up the phone, and motioned for the private to enter.

    On the phone the major said, "Yes sir, General, I think that is an excellent idea. . . . No sir, that's fine, feel free to call me any time. I'm glad I can help sir. . . . Yes sir, I will, and please give my best to your family as well. Thank you sir, and a good day to you too, General!"

    As the major hung up the phone he turned to the private and asked, "What can I do for you, private?"

    Sheepishly, the private mumbled, "Um, sir . . . I'm just here to hook up your phone, sir."

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    Military Puns

    A Hall of Fame recently opened to honor outstanding female soldiers. It was a WAC's Museum.
    (Women’s Air Corps)

    You would think that being a submarine captain would pay well, but I hear they can't keep their heads above water.

    Paratroopers pull all the strings to stay on the job.

    When the sailor failed to report for duty, he really missed the boat.

    What is the favorite game on Navy ships? Seaman Says.

    Dismissed!!! Enjoy your weekend!
    29 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    Welcome to November, and Happy Friday!

    I know two orthopedists that started a new practice. It was a joint operation.

    Two surgeons were joking about sutures, and had each other in stitches.

    Why did the doctor accept a new patient? He figured he might as well give him a shot.

    After 5 years with the same chiropractor, I moved and had to change doctors. It was quite an adjustment.

    The audiologist told his patient to use a Q-tip. It went in one ear and out the other.

    Old doctors never die they just lose their patience.
    36 days ago
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