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  • v SHARON10002
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    It's the end of another week. . . Happy Friday! I have been trying to resolve some computer issues with the assistance of a computer tech. So I thought I'd post a few giggles about computers.

    The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.
    It was an Apple with limited memory, and with just one byte - everything crashed.

    A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

    Failure is not an option. It comes bundled in with all computer software.

    I changed my password to "incorrect" so anytime I forget it, my computer tells me
    "Your password is incorrect."

    Notice on bulletin board in the office lunch room:
    Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will hunt you down, and make you pay - You have my Word!

    The inventor of the autocorrect function recently died. May he rest in peas.

    The job application asked, "How good are you at Powerpoint?"
    My response: "I Excel at it!"

    Enjoy your weekend!
    4 hours ago
  • v no profile image SPARKPEOPLE1951
    Me again. I was going to ask when your Mom's birthday is. My Mom was born May 6.
    17 hours ago
  • v no profile image SPARKPEOPLE1951
    Hi Twig
    Are you going today to see your Mom? Hope so and take plenty of kleenex!
    I saw on your page Jocelyn gets to see Robert in the Hospital for the first time since the accident. Isn't that great -and you get to see your Mom. You are both so lucky.
    I know you both will be having a great day. I am glad it is suppose to warm up to 50 today. It got down to 27- I am sure the fruit farmers will be hurting.
    Dan and I walked down our road and picked up trash - again. We haven't done it since I went in the hospital. Quite a lot to pick up. It is our contribution to Earth Day! emoticon
    17 hours ago
  • v RCLYKE
    Good morning. Great joke this morning. Just noticed your comment from 2 days ago. We are not too close to Ontario. They are in Central Canada and we are on the East Coast. We had 25 new cases yesterday so looking for mor restrictions today
    18 hours ago
  • v JOCELYNH711
    So excited we are getting ready to go to the hospital to meet Alyssia Hope and see Robert for the first time since the accident god has truly blessed me so grateful to the Lord for our family ! Have a beautiful day I now I am !!!!
    18 hours ago
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