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  • v SHARON10002
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    It’s about dog-gone time that Friday is here! Happy Friday! I hope it’s not been too ruff a week for you. Time to sit down with your cuppa coffee, tea, or whatever, and get your Happy On. I hope that this week’s dog jokes will make you howl with laughter!

    We named our dog Rolex because he’s a watchdog. He just sits there and watches. . .

    What did the Dalmatian say as its owner scratched its neck?
    Ahhhh . . . yeaaah, that’s the SPOT!


    What happens when you cross a rooster, a Cocker Spaniel and a Poodle?
    You get a Cockerpoodledoo.

    What’s a dog’s favorite food?
    Anything that’s on your plate.

    Today’s Closing Thought for the Day: Never take your dog to the flea market.

    Enjoy your day! emoticon
    40 minutes ago
  • v LOSEDAPOUNDS
    What a sweet note on my blog. Thank you. Hope you have a good Friday and weekend!
    4 hours ago
  • v LIEVEGWYNN
    Thank you for goodies.
    8 hours ago
  • v BARBIEE52
    emoticon emoticon MY CHRISTMAS TREE WON'T GROW emoticon emoticon

    Today I bought my Christmas Tree, and took it home to decorate
    But...Oh No...My Christmas tree is much, much, too short!
    Oh my, What can I do? My Christmas tree won't grow!
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    I played it a Christmas Carol, and even sang it a Christmas Carol.
    I fed it pumpkin pie, gave it some hot chocolate, even a piece of chocolate
    Have I done something wrong, because my Chrismas Tree still won't grow!
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    So I ran it a bath, with lots of herbs and salts
    I dipped it in the water, and I prayed and hoped
    I waited and waited, Then when I pulled it out
    I measured it once, I measured it twice, and I measured it again.
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    Oh, dear!! It was just as short. It was just the same as before!

    emoticon emoticon emoticon What size tree will you get? emoticon emoticon emoticon

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    8 hours ago
  • v LPORTER2015
    Set peace in your mind as your highest goal, and organize your life around it.
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    18 hours ago
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