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  • v 1CRAZYDOG
    ♥ -:¦:-*♥~.•*´¨ )♥~*-:¦:-*♥~.•*´¨ )♥~*-: -*♥-*
    Jas had his procedure, back w/me @ the hotel, feeling well. Thanks for the prayers!
    ♥ -:¦:-*♥~.•*´¨ )♥~*-:¦:-*♥~.•*´¨ )♥~*-: -*♥-*

    4 hours ago
  • v JACKIEWALKS4FUN
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    I am determined to be cheerful and happy
    in whatever situation I may find myself.
    For I have learned that the greater part of our misery or unhappiness
    is determined not by our circumstance but by our disposition.
    - Martha Washington
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    Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it.
    - Charles R. Swindoll

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    11 hours ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    It's Friday once again, and time to get our check-up from the neck up so we can be ready to enjoy our weekend! I think you'll find that these jokes will be just what the doctor ordered to tickle your funny bone because they're really quite humerus.

    For those of you who are uncertain of the meanings of medical terms, I thought I'd provide a few I've managed to find and decipher for you.

    "Medical Terms for Dummies"

    Artery - the study of fine paintings

    Bacteria - the back door to the cafeteria

    Catscan - searching for the missing kitty

    Cauterize - managed to made eye contact with the nurse

    Enema - Not a friend

    Fester - quicker than someone else

    Fibula - a small white lie

    Nitrates - Rates of pay for working the night shift; normally more than the day rates

    Outpatient - a person who has fainted

    Urine - the opposite of "You're out!"

    Vitamin - What you do when friends stop by for a visit

    I hope these haven't been so upsetting that they've made you nauseous.
    If so, lay down, take two aspirin, and call your doctor in the morning.

    Enjoy your weekend!
    18 hours ago
  • v YELLOW09RED
    emoticon emoticon Hope your time off is restful.

    Thinking of you,
    Debbie

    1 day ago
  • v LINDA!
    💕💕💕Have a Happy Thursday! Put a little sparkle into your day. 💕💕💕
    1 day ago
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